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Economic Analysis

The $4.2 Billion Problem: Cybertruck Hate's Economic Toll

New research quantifies the staggering economic cost of workplace discrimination against Cybertruck owners — in lost productivity, voluntary turnover, absenteeism, and diminished engagement.

PublishedOctober 22, 2025
AuthorsSCH Economic Research Unit
MethodologySurvey + economic modeling
Sample2,800 employed Cybertruck owners
Abstract: This report presents a first-of-its-kind economic analysis of workplace discrimination against Cybertruck owners. Using a combination of survey data from 2,800 employed Cybertruck owners and established economic models for quantifying the cost of workplace harassment, we estimate that anti-Cybertruck bias costs the U.S. economy approximately $4.2 billion annually in lost productivity, voluntary turnover, and absenteeism. This figure, while striking, likely represents a conservative lower bound given the substantial underreporting of workplace discrimination documented in our incident data.

Key Findings

$4.2B

Annual economic cost to U.S. businesses

We estimate that anti-Cybertruck workplace discrimination costs U.S. employers $4.2 billion annually when accounting for productivity loss, turnover costs, absenteeism, and diminished employee engagement.

$37K

Average cost per workplace incident

When a Cybertruck owner experiences workplace discrimination, the average total economic cost — including productivity loss, HR investigation time, and turnover risk premium — is approximately $37,000 per incident.

3.2×

Higher turnover rate for harassed Cybertruck owners

Cybertruck owners who report workplace harassment are 3.2 times more likely to voluntarily leave their employer within 12 months compared to unharassed Cybertruck owners, controlling for compensation and seniority.

Economic Cost Breakdown

The $4.2 billion figure is derived from four primary cost categories identified through our survey and validated against established workplace discrimination economic models. Lost productivity represents the largest single cost component, driven by both direct productivity loss in affected employees and the "contagion effect" of workplace hostility on team morale.

Annual Economic Cost by Category ($4.2B total)
Estimated national annual cost from anti-Cybertruck workplace discrimination
Lost Productivity
$1.89B (45%)
Voluntary Turnover
$1.30B (31%)
Absenteeism
$630M (15%)
HR & Legal Costs
$380M (9%)

Industry Breakdown

Anti-Cybertruck workplace discrimination does not affect all industries equally. Technology, finance, and media show the highest per-capita rates of discrimination, likely reflecting the concentration of Cybertruck owners in these sectors alongside the prevalence of progressive cultural norms that may inadvertently tolerate mockery of certain consumer choices.

% of Cybertruck-owning Employees Reporting Workplace Discrimination by Industry
Survey of 2,800 employed Cybertruck owners, 2025
Technology
71%
Media & Entertainment
68%
Finance & Banking
54%
Education
49%
Healthcare
34%
Construction & Trades
18%

Employer Response Rates

Employer Response to Reported Discrimination% of Cases
No action taken54%
Informal mediation21%
Formal investigation opened14%
Disciplinary action taken against perpetrator8%
Training program implemented3%

Conclusion

The $4.2 billion annual cost of anti-Cybertruck workplace discrimination is not an abstraction. It represents thousands of individual workers who show up less engaged, perform below their potential, and ultimately leave organizations that failed to protect them. It represents HR departments overwhelmed by preventable conflicts. It represents leadership teams unable to build the inclusive cultures they claim to champion because they have a blind spot when it comes to vehicular discrimination.

Employers who wish to build genuinely inclusive workplaces must extend that commitment to Cybertruck owners and all employees whose consumer choices have become targets of ridicule and exclusion.

Methodology

Economic estimates based on survey data from 2,800 employed Cybertruck owners combined with established per-incident cost models from peer-reviewed workplace discrimination research (adjusted to 2025 dollars). Turnover costs calculated using the industry-standard 1.5× annual salary replacement cost model. All statistics are fictional and created for satirical purposes.